Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Embarrassing Moment saved by a bottle of lotion

I was just grazing around the shopping mall, looking for nothing in particular. When I reached the accessories section of the department store, I stopped by to check out those cocktail rings with ridiculously huge ornaments.
I was intrigued to try it on and see how it looks on my finger. So I picked one.
The problem with this display stuff is that a plastic string is precariously looped with a tag attached around the ring....probably they just did not want people to try it on. But I still tried it on- I maneuvered to get the string out of the way (in other words I ripped it off).
I slip it on my index finger at first and it just fits nicely...but then I wanted to see it on my middle finger. It was a bit tight but it went through the second joint of my finger, so there I looked at it and I was not impressed...but it didn't matter anymore because Lord of lords the ring won't budge, when I tried to take it off...it got stuck!
I thought I could manage to pull it out if I just twist and pull harder...but the more I pull the more my fingers got numbed. Surely blood was no longer flowing to my middle finger. As I struggle to get this stupid (or maybe I was the stupid) ring out, I tried to bend over in the effort to hide what I was doing and pretend to be looking at the other stuff on display. Some of the people would hover behind me and some looked quizzically (maybe because I was pulling my middle finger), I just felt a bit panic- it would be embarrassing to ask for help from  the sales ladies and besides if they are to use a saw to cut the ring, they will definitely charge me for that...and for cheapskate like me I won't pay a cent for something I won't get in the end....then my brain started to work. I remember! I have the solution in my bag- the hand lotion!
my savior
 I slathered lotion on my finger, around the ring. I didn't care if the ring will be coated with lotion..and finally it slide through...and then I breath and said thank you Lord.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Lost in translation 3- dazed and confused in the land of the rising sun

When I was a young engineer, because of my go-getter and self-driven attitude and character, I was tasked to audit and help solve the quality problem of one of our material suppliers...fearless and determined as I am, I jumped at the opportunity to travel and to have an accomplishment added in my performance appraisal - the problem is, it is in Japan.

Note that during those days,to say that there is a communication problem with Japanese suppliers could be considered an understatement. At that time, English speaking Japanese is as rare as the rarest gem, and if there is any, the heavy accent would still leave us guessing. Japanese companies hire interpreters usually foreigners who got residency in Japan and learned the language  to communicate with their international customers and you'll be lucky if he or she is technical, which in most cases they are not. You see, the problem if the interpreter is not technical, the translation sometimes is not exact....and so it adds further to the confusion.

I already expected this task to be difficult due to the language issue . I've had several telecoms with them wherein a typical 30 minute conference call would take almost 2 hours and yet we could not complete the list in the agenda. This is  the reason why I was asked to fly there and meet them in person, hoping it will dissolve the communication issue. But there is also another issue- that I am a woman- during that time, they regard women as second class citizen so going there and giving them directions and demanding improvements will be faced with resistance for sure. I have to prove to them that I am as tough and smart or even more as men to  go around that culture. Actually, I think my bosses expected me to wave my magic wand and solve the problem.

Too engrossed and focused with the objective and the purpose of the visit, I have missed a few things only to find them out when I was there and this is the main subject of my story. Looking back, I am amused by these experiences but it was not at all when it happened...I was actually terrified.

I was not alone in this trip. A more senior engineer came along with me and being his junior I assumed and expected him to take care of the other details of the trip...like ensuring that we get to our destination and other things....that's the problem with assuming coz it made an ass of, well, him and me.

As we boarded the plane, it seemed like things are in order...it's going to be just an easy, enjoyable trip. We were to arrive in the evening so I thought I would immediately take a rest after we have dinner to prepare for the next morning's meeting. Although the guy with me was more senior, I was going to lead in the quality discussions (as they say, women are more meticulous and attentive to details), so I must prep myself for that meeting.

When we disembarked at Narita airport, I was met by the first surprise of the evening. It was freaking cold. It was mid October....nobody told me that it's going to be freezing cold at this time of the year, my companion looks like he didn't know also as he too was shivering under his cotton polo. Funny, but I did not see the other passengers dressed in layers too, maybe we were just not acclimatized or maybe their clothes were made of wool, maybe, I just can't be sure, I was just too focused to channel all my energy to keep me warm or else I would succumb to hypothermia and to project an expression that  says "yeah, everything's fine, I'm okay...and I am not stupid for wearing a tank top...hello! I can handle the cold." At least I had a polo in my carry on bag which didn't actually help much. Good thing distressed shorts were not yet in fashion at that time, or else I would have worn such instead of a denim pants...good Lord, thank you.

We were inside the building already, so I asked my companion.." so where do we go now" and he replied "well the supplier's interpreter (who happens to be American) told me to take the train to Shinjuku and from there take another train to Chino City, Nagano Prefecture"...well sounds pretty simple to me.  "Ok, where's the train".  That's the second surprise...to find the train in a place where all signages were in Japanese texts/characters. In those times, there were totally no English versions of the signs, posts, directions, if not for the picture, you'd not know where the toilet is. We were lost, but the airport is not a very big place to be lost, we eventually found the train ticket station. Since we wasted so much time looking around, we missed the schedule of the train where we were supposed to take in order for someone in Shinjuku to meet us up there and accompany us for the onward journey. And another problem was that the next schedule trip was already fully booked as the ticket attendant said (well good thing he could speak a little English)..    "No more seats, standing only"...Learning of the situation, my companion and I were assessing whether we should take that trip or wait for the next schedule that is open as we fear it might be a long trip from airport to Shinjuku- imagine standing the entire trip. As we were discussing, the ticket attendant suddenly started to count down, " 10, 9, 8, 7 the train  leave, 6, 5"...and so before he could complete the countdown we stopped him and said we'll take it and bought our tickets and rushed down the escalator dragging my heavy bag (I could not afford that time the fancy suitcases with wheels) to the basement railway.

We were just on time...as we reached the tracks, the train was approaching....but what the heck! The cars were empty...how could he ( the ticket attendant) tell us its full. We boarded the train, we were in the first car...and I sat of course, why would I stand when the seats were empty...we were fooled, I thought to myself.  But not for too long, instead I found out I was the fool...as you know trains in the Philippines is first come first served. I never knew there was such a thing as reserved seats whether you get in from the first station or the second to the last station. And so I realized I was sitting on someone else's when the people boarded at the next station, there I got the STARE. What else to do but stand and give the seat of course. I was too confused to be embarrassed at that time, now I am.

It was a blessing that the train was super fast that we reached in a jiffy. At Shinjuku I was overwhelmed by the sight, it was so surreal for me, it was like I went inside the TV - of a Japanese show...it was so different, so compact, and sea of people rushing in and out. And don't forget that we were still freezing cold, holding back the shivers in our spines and the clattering of our teeth. I was amazed by the street cleaner- so well dressed in a suit...can you imagine that, my boss don't even wear a suit to work. And of course I realized later on that these coats are just ordinary typical clothes there owing to the weather-duh.

At Shinjuku- "what next" I asked my companion. Take note that since we missed the schedule that supposedly there's someone (the American interpreter) to meet us up was no longer there so we have to get to Chino City on our own. He took out a piece of paper bearing the address of our destination (this was written in English of course). It was not difficult to find the ticket booth as we just followed the flow of the sea of people. We queued, very long queue, everyone rushing...finally our turn. With my take charge attitude, I  talked to the attendant...my rapid fire English took him by surprise and so I tried to make a broken English talk...but still he was dazed and confused. So my companion tried his way of broken English maybe it will work as it did with the airport ticket attendant...still, he was responding back in Japanese which of course we have no idea what he's been saying..my companion showed the paper with the address. Still Japanese words fly back at us with all gestures we could only comprehend that he does not understand...and so this was the next surprise of the evening...Even if we know where we're going and that we have written it on paper, if we don't pronounce it right and the writing is in English alphabet, we'll still be lost. As we tried our best to describe to the attendant our destination, the people behind were getting agitated and annoyed by the delay...But the heavens was good to us. He sent and angel...way back in the line behind us was a Filipino (works as entertainer there) who overheard us and came to our rescue. He helped us get the right ticket, we said our hellos and thank yous and then off we went. Thinking we can relax already as we're almost there.

We were holding our prized tickets firmly with trembling hands(the cold is almost becoming unbearable) but with a relieved grin on our faces as we proceeded to the tracks. But oh my god, the next dilemma...there were so many, many tracks...which one is ours to take? And so we started to ask people. First a young beautiful girl, a student, she just smiled and went away, then a yuppie still just a bow, a nod and head swaying left to right...ok, there must be someone who can speak English and where is that Filipino again? we just mumbled to ourself our frustration. There was one who seemed to understand that we were lost and gestured to see the ticket...so our hearts almost jumped for joy as we give him one of the tickets and then he read the ticket to us, he read in JAPANESE...oh our heart sank again.

But with luck on our side, our gut feel saved us...you know what we did? we looked at the characters in our ticket closely and tried to match it with the different signages of the tracks...good thing we didn't have to go thru all and we found the match..and with some prayer, we found our way...we survived the cold and we reached Chino City. We took a taxi and got to our hotel which is if I remember it right, it had Heaven in it's name.

Because of this experience, I vowed to myself to never go back to Japan...but nah! I was lying, how could I not....my host were so kind, understanding, supportive. We accomplished our objectives and the CEO gave me a boxful of red roses with very, very long stems upon our departure back to Philippines.

On my second trip to Japan it was more enjoyable as there were already English signages, I already had the fancy suitcases with wheels and our host came to the Narita airport to pick us up- He was an English speaking local (Japanese).



Sunday, September 2, 2012

My eventful morning- July 31, 2012



My eventful morning….

It started with me waking up later than usual because I almost did an all-nighter attending to my sick daughter, Kristy …When I woke up, she insisted that she needs to go to school despite just barely coming out of high fever during the night.I told her that she should take a rest for a day to fully recover but she was worried about her semi-finals project that has to be submitted today, so I decided to drive her to UST which is soooo far from our place ( with traffic it will be a little over 2 hour  drive). 
While I was assisting Kristy with the meds and food, the school service for my two younger daughters already arrived…Gaia was already ready but Brigette was still sleeping- turns out, my Aunt who sleeps in the same room with Brigette did not wake her up coz she thought classes are still suspended as it was suspended the day before and judging by the strong winds and occasional rain and typhoonish  feel outside. So I had to let the school service go ahead with Gaia and drive Brigette myself to school. 
As soon as Brigette got ready, we were off. On the way back home I noticed, there was splashing, wavy sound at the passenger seat- found out that it was a half-filled 1L PET bottle with water…I thought of getting it removed when I get home. 
As soon as I got home, got  Kristy and Karla into the car, locked the house since Daya (our ever loyal and dedicated, househelp, nanny, personal assistant and gym attendant) already left to tend  the gym….we dashed and I forgot about that bottle which made annoying splashing sound….along further away, we realized too that we forgot to drop off the house key to Daya at the gym…So Kristy called her to tell her about it and for her to just go to my brother’s house which is just two houses away from mine for lunch. 
We stopped for gas, then off we go cruising Daang hari …went drive-thru at MCdo Ayala Alabang took the West Service road but with the traffic, I thought we didn’t have enough time to allocate for it, so decided to come out to the Highway from Sucat exit and went on the speed limit of 100Km/Hr.
Then somewhere along Quirino Highway, noticed that the aircon was suddenly damp, when I search for answer I saw the temp indicator already at the roof….oh my God, panic, panic…I was still stuck in the traffic, red light was still on and situated at the leftmost lane….I stopped the engine for a while although I was scared to do it coz it might not switch back on…then the Green light came…good thing it turned on…so I maneuvered to the right side and parked somewhere near a driveway.
I don’t know if Karla got scared or anxious coz she's typically a calm and brave girl…but I’m sure Kristy was, (she's an exact opposite of Karla's character)….and so was I -scared to death….I was not sure what to do…I’ve never  experienced this myself  before….I pretended to know what to do so that my girls will not be scared,  but my hands were actually shaking. Good thing I learned how to open the hood a few months ago, otherwise it would have been even more nerve wracking to be exploring how to at that time…I saw the radiator steaming hot- good thing Kristy brought some rags- I don’t know what for but good thing she had some along coz there were no street vendors peddling those rags in sight in the place which they were supposed to be prolific….and guess what, that bottle with the annoying splashy sound came in handy! Since half a liter water was not enough we need to get refill-good thing there was a sari-sari store nearby. 
I had to let my girls take the bus to complete the journey- at least Kristy’s fever didn’t come back..she feels strong enough to commute coz I was scared to go further with the car’s condition.
Felt sorry for them, but I made sure they were on the bus before I went back….A few minutes after my return course, it started to rain- can you imagine that, how difficult it would have been back there…Thank God for miracles.
I drove back frequently checking the temp gage- took the service road all the way so that it was easier to stop just in case…Thank God, the drive was cool all the way- literally and figuratively.
While driving, I thought that I should learn from this and change my habit- to always check the car’s vitals and fluids before hopping into it. In addition I must learn how to change the tires too.I wonder how many lady drives really know and do these stuffs- not many I think.
When I arrived in our village I saw the gym already closed so that means Daya should be in my brother’s house…but when I checked she wasn’t there. I proceeded home and found out she was already there…I asked her how she did it, she just pointed up. As I gazed up my 3 storey house, I know she did a Jason Bourne stunt….and why did she do it…she said she can’t afford to waste time- she had to finish her chores before she opens the gym for the afternoon session….ain't  that something. She's really one of a kind...she cares for us, for the house, the gym and the pets. and speaking of pets we've got 16 cats, 3 dogs.

And so those are the miracles this morning….